Bad for Anniversaries joke

Bad for Anniversaries joke text

1. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

2. Today is our what?

3. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

4. I thought we only celebrated important events?

5. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

6. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

7. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

8. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

9. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

10. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

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