Empire State Building Jumper joke

Empire State Building Jumper joke text

Ok there was a black guy and a white guy in a bar and they were watching the 11:00 news.

The news showed that there was a guy about to jump off the empire state building.

The black guy says, "I bet ya he's not gonna jump."

The white guy says, "I bet ya he is."

Right when they put the money down on the table the guy jumps off the Empire State Building.

Twhite guy says, "I can't take your money because I saw this on the 5:00 news."

The black guy says, "I did too but I didnt think he'd be stupid enough to do it again"

lmfao

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