black one liners joke

black one liners joke text

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?...Nine months.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?...Cut the rope.

Why are jelly beans a lot like the world?...Cuz everyone hates the black ones.

What's the most confusing day in a black neighborhood?...Father's Day.

What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?...Alive.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after his five day drunk?...Who the fuck did I free?

Why does asprin work?...cuz its white.

How do you drown a nigger?...pop his lips.

What do you call 200 niggers in a barn?...antique farm equipment.

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