cigarette machine joke
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cigarette machine joke text
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
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