funny dog joke joke

funny dog joke joke text

Two men were waiting for a bus.

Between them lay a dog.

One said to the other, does your dog bite?

The other replied, no my dog doesn't bite.

So he petted the dog and the dog almost bit off his hand.

He said I thought you said your dog doesn't bite.

Yes I know I did, but that ain't my dog.

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